Thug Life



i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

(via happiest)



If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.


(Source: femboss, via guy)


my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via joshpeck)


i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via guy)


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via happiest)